My dad used to joke about people who had multiple piercings as having too many holes in their head, and something about that resulting in a greater chance that their brains would leak out. I used to laugh and agree with him. But today… Could somebody drill a hole in each of my sinuses and drain them? Please?
I’m planning to go to work tomorrow; I already have a doctor’s appointment at 3:45 tomorrow afternoon. Somebody would have to cover the last 15 minutes of my study hall so I could leave to get there on time; I’m pretty sure I could find a volunteer who can be bribed with chocolate.
(Is it sad that chocolate doesn’t even sound good to me? See #9 here.)
I see more NyQuil in my very near future. Didn’t I just go through this?